Never Trust Me (with a camera)- Fairy Boys Caught

July 3, 2007 Tuesday

Like the heading states...never trust me with a camera. You'd think Ute would get that by now since I have caught her making faces at the camera, and then try to hide from me afterwards.

So if we zoom in....you can see the details...

...UTE you can run but you can't hide!

Since Ute was no longer fun to torment- I redirected my attention to her sister Doris. And I forced her to work a job today while Ute watched the terrible two's- Kai and Lukas. I told Doris I would not report her to US Customs if she would act as my photography assistant. She quickly did the favor and worked in sky-rocket temperature holding a huge reflector. She was not allowed to budge until instructed to.

Doris also had to act as my model while I blinded her with my camera flash several times to see how the lighting would turn out. In this case, it was so bright outside it was impossible to get a good photo without her squinting or have casted shadows on her face.

My clients with their 10 day old baby boy.

So I decided that this was the best scenery I could find on location at the client's house and worked it. Thanks Doris, are the red dots gone now?

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After an hour of grueling work, I returned home to find Kai and Lukas prancing around like fairies. When I called out to them "Hey fairyboy! Come here!" They became violent and tried to hit me with their wands.

For some reason, this one had titties and began to dance.

And daddy Rolf tried to take a fairyboy home (yes, the one with little titties) , leaving the other to chase after him wondering why he was left behind.

By now we were all hungry and we all squeezed into my new minivan- (if Ute keeps calling me a soccer mom- I will eventually sock one to her!) and got 7 passengers seated (out of 8 car seats). We had dinner at Coriya Hot Pot City at the Pacific East Mall in El Cerrito. I call this shopping area little Hong Kong.

And we paid for food that we had to cook ourselves. Really. Good thing we didn't have to gut it also.

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All in all, it was a fun and delicious meal and very entertaining. I lost count of how many times Rolf returned with a full plate of food. Kai made broke a dish and took to shrieking because he was not allowed to have this Tapioca milk tea mixed with sugar water. (Geez I wondered why he was so hyper?). And while Kai had a food toss-and-wear episode, Greg sat there mumbling he didn't know who this kid was.

Kai tries to eat a noodle that just won't go into his mouth.